I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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