No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i out mim tonsoeep
Do plants get herpes?
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