You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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