My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
