But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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