Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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