So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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