yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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