we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
