No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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