He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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