Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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