so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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