While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
