Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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