She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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