this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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