just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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