Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I can't put those talents on a resume
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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