Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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