Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
it's like iHOP with fire
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
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