That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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