He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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