i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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