Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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