so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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