Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
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I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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