well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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