the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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