Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
