If i come over, it means nothing
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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