Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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