Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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