After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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