he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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