these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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