why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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