How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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