i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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