I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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