Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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