If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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