There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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