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My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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