RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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