so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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