I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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