If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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