love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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