Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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