He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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