Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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