literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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