she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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